MashUp = Grand Theft Auto + Mtv Cribs

This is a great parody created by two brothers. Definitely worth the watch.

While not as potent as other “legal” drugs, Kava looks like it would be worth the effort. Here’s what Wikipedia had to say:

The sensations, in order of appearance, are slight tongue and lip numbing caused by the contraction of the blood vessels in these areas (the lips and skin surrounding may appear unusually pale); mildly talkative and euphoric behavior; anxiolytic (calming) effects, sense of well-being, clear thinking; and relaxed muscles. Sleep is often restful and there are pronounced periods of sleepiness correlating to the amount and potency of kava consumed.

Now I’m interested.

Buying drugs on eBay?

It is a little known fact that you can purchase hallucinogenic cactus on eBay. The San Pedro cactus produces alkaloids similar to those of peyote, according to the infallible internet. There are a bunch of recipes on there too. You will need to ingest six to eight inches of these things in order to fell the effects. No wonder people puke after eating this stuff. No thanks. Ok, maybe.

Rocket World is in this title

I feel another addiction coming on.

eBay searches:

Rocket World

Addicted to Kidrobot - Dunny

I have just enough room left on my desk for a few more. I can then make some space on my shelves. Kidrobot rules and they still have Gorillaz vinyls for sale. There is always space on my headboard. Maybe that would be a bad idea.

eBay searches:

Kidrobot

Dunny 

Episode IV - A New Pope

Not exactly a Star Wars scene but a well thought out video nonetheless. Actually, any Star Wars fan with a sense of humor is gonna love this. I won’t spoil it with any details, just watch for yourselves. It clocks in at under 3:00 minutes so you can see it all before the boss walks by. Hell, show it to him, maybe they’ll give you a raise.

MashUp = Star Wars + Monty Python.

By now fifty billion people have seen both of these scenes, but never this way. This was created by a genius or a whole squadron of monkeys. You know what they say about a million monkeys with a million video editors.

Lost Seinfeld episode - Kramer plays Michael Richards.

This “lost episode” is a masterpiece of film editing. Brought to you from the folks at National Lampoon. It splices Seinfeld footage with the Michael Richards comedy club rant. This is truly priceless. I kind of feel sorry for this guy. Ok, I don’t feel anything but my ribs from laughing so hard. Comedian can’t handle hecklers - too bad!

eBay - Outrageous art for sale.

I love to collect art. I should say that I love to collect good art. How does that phrase go? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Well art speaks different to each individual, and I do have my own tastes. This is pure crap! To imagine that you can own this piece for an investment of only $10,000,000.00. Yes, that’s ten million dollars! If you do buy this, please write me so I can make fun of you.

BackScratcher collection.

Anything you can think of, someone collects it. That’s right and here is further proof. If you have been following kOWtOWeR, then you know I am one of them. This is a very cool collection I thought never would happen. Wait, I need to read the first sentence again. Anyways, there are over 250 backscratchers on Gideon’s site. Very cool logo too. Before you throw your scratcher away, you might consider a donation. Same goes for my collection BTW.

The Lego suicides.

This is brutal and kinda creative. These folks have photographed various ways to commit suicide with Lego bricks. Warning - these images are not for the faint of heart or the humorless. Brought to you via Flickr. Ok, not so brutal.

The art of Justin Aerni.

I am fortunate to have picked up another incredible piece of art. This painting was created by Justin Aerni and sold cheap on eBay. Here are links to his eBay and his site. My plan is to buy as much cool art as I can for under $10.00 and to display them as art under $10. What a concept! Now let’s all make him famous.

Bug Orgy.

A very cool site by Adrian featuring the mating habits of pixel bugs. You start with a male and a female bug who consort then fornicate. Nothing too graphic though. They don’t have very long lifespans and the females always seem to outlive the male bugs. Hmmm, I wonder why that is?

Domino stacking - with everyday objects.

This incredible video is the best domino stacking I have ever seen. The great part is that there are no dominoes used. These students use everyday objects such as CDs, video tapes, books, boxes and toast. Yes, toast. This event happens throughout their whole flat and is truly amazing. Worth many views.

Rocket World - a great way to kill a few hours.

I’ll let you figure this one out for yourselves. It’s very creative and very fun.  Enough items have sold out to lead me to believe that they have something going here. Yeah, I knowI’m being vague - surprise!

Lego aircraft carrier.

I’m speechless. Ok, that’s not true. But this is one of the most amazing achievements I have ever witnessed. Right up there with the pyramids of Giza. The eighth wonder of the World no less. Give this man a government contract.

Pac-Man hits the road.

Here is a great news article about vandals who have defaced one of our great Nation’s motorways. The officials concerned are not all that concerned really, but the algebra they spew makes this a classic. All this and it turns out that the creators may actually be saving lives.

Truely Bizarre video - Duck Oh Mighty!

I don’t quite know what to make of this video. All I do know is that I had to watch it five times. The premise is - ducks battle robots in an old West town. That’s all the information I need. Enjoy.

Jib Jab - Nuckin’ Futs - 2006 The year in review.

The geniuses over at Jib Jab have summed up this years events in the manner only they can. As always, their humor and observations are spot on. This is more news worthy than Fox News even. Enjoy.

Dr. Phil vs. Bumfights.

Sweet! Dr. Phil is doing his best not to promote Bumfights. Sure he boots the creator off of his stage but spreads the love in the process. This has to be one of the greatest things to happen to this scumbag (the Bumfights guy, to clarify). Hey, he even made kOWtOWeR.

Truly awful Star Wars collectables.

The title says it all, truly awful. These items are probably worth a lot of money now though. I still have the original Star Wars bed sheets and bath towels. I was too cool for Underoos apparently.

ReMix = South Park + Crappy Disco.

South Park everything all the time. At this time in society nothing will ever be sacred. Not that any subject matter on South Park is. It’s just past that mark. Like how AIDS is now funny. Know one can be to serious. This video is such the case, yet worth the watch. At a minute eight, I was able to enjoy myself nonetheless.

Lego Masterpiece - Abston Church of Christ.

Un-fn[#’in-believable! Oh, this is a church so I’d better watch it with the language. But this is amazing, so good I might just convert. Convert my bedroom into a Lego palace. Anyways the detail here is just as awesome as the scale of the entire project. There are pictures of everything, including the building of. Amy Hughes is incredibly talented. I hope she’s hot ’cause I’m in love.

Virgin Mary with child on a ROCK!

These type of auctions are so like three years ago. I can’t even give this person credit for trying (Oh, I guess I am). To even think that anyone would buy this is insane, let alone spend $50.000. To top it off, they have about eight other rocks for sale. There is one for $10.00, but please don’t encourage them by buying it. I’m so steamed.

The World’s largest collection of Dice.

Kevin Cook has the World’s largest dice collection. His newly revamped website and recognition from The Guinness Book of World Records proves it. He has amassed an amazing 19,626 dice to date and all are on display. Of course he has been an inspiration for AllBall for a while now. This collection, as well as AllBall, is featured over at MoOM. Be sure to visit us them often.